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The battle of the bishounen
a twisted filk song by
Shala-chan
In nineteen and ninety-nine we took a little hike
With our webmistress down to the Lake of Eternal Light
We took a little paper and
We took some cameras out
And we marched along together 'til we couldn't
hear the Sailor Scouts
We're the writers from animé fandom
We've all been here for 28 days
We learned to write fics by puttin' words together
But if we catch the boys we'll bend 'em to our ways
"And I was mad 'cause I'm
missing episode 42. Hehehehe."
Well we crept up to the water and we see'd the boys
a'swimmin'
There more n' a hundred of
Them purty bishounen
They looked so kawaii even birds forgot to sing
We laid down in the sea of girls and
didn't say a thing
We're the writers from animé fandom
We've all been here for 28 days
We learned to write fics by puttin' words together
But if we catch the boys we'll bend 'em to our ways
"Hey, will one of you writers poke Relena?"
Well our archivist said
We could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't say a word or look for Seiji's other eye
We kept real still and we
Had our cameras glued
We saw how they looked best
They were swimmin' in the - well,
now!
We're the writers from animé fandom
We've all been here for 28 days
We learned to write fics by puttin' words together
But if we catch the boys we'll bend
'em to our ways
Well they ran through hair dryers
And they ran through shambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where a shoujo couldn't go
They ran so fast even we couldn't catch 'em
From the Lake of Eternal Light
All the way to Jusenkyoooooo
"Oi, minna-san, chotto matte!"
Well we ran right after them 'til everyone was pooped
So we rested for a minute and
Our forces we regrouped
Then we saw the boys
Behind some evergreens
Tryin' like hell to avoid
Those ditzy girls' screams
We're the writers from animé fandom
We've all been here for 28 days
We learned to write fics by puttin' words together
But if we catch the boys we'll bend 'em to our ways
"Aw, them annoying girls get
everything."
Well they ran through hair dryers
And they ran through shambles
And they ran through the bushes
Where a shoujo couldn't go
They ran so fast even we couldn't catch 'em
From the Lake of Eternal Light
All the way to Jusenkyoooooo
A pocky-toot-toot
A pocky-toot-toot
We are the writers from the crazy troupe
We are the proud
We are the few
And we only write about boys who're
cute!
"Ooh . . . bishounen!"
(This is to be sung to the tune of "The Battle of Kookamonga" by the dude I can't remember. It's on the second CD of Dr. Demento's 20th Anniversary Compilation thingy. It stemmed from insanity which Shala-chan thought up very very late at night . . .)